Or, How the Sausage Gets Made — Curtain opens, revealing the interior of a moderately upscale lunch place in Washington, D.C. West Virginia Senator Joe MANCHIN is seated center-stage. A WAITER attends to patrons at a nearby table. MANCHIN: Waiter! WAITER: Senator, please don’t yell,“Waiter!” It’s demeaning. MANCHIN: Waiter, my burger is too tall. WAITER: Too… MANCHIN…